is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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