I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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