Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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