that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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