I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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