is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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