This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Randomize