i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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