i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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