windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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