How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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