whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
