you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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