Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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