I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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