just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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