I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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