New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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