So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
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