Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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