I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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