The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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