my soul wont recognize me after tonight
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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