I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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