Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I need water and some morals
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
