waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I still have a little drunk in my system
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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