we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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