I'm jealous of your bromance
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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