I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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