is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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