Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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