It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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