Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I look better un-naked...
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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