Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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