you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Randomize
