just come out here and I will go home with you...
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
I see more hoeing in ur future
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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