i would punch a child for taco bell
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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