Can Purell be used as lube?
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
It's rum buckets o'clock
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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