Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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