my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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