People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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