Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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