either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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