Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
he thought i was a dude.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
