This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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