I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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