i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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