he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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