Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I just forgot I was standing up.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
