I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
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Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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