So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Randomize
