Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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