Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
He did a backflip because drugs
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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