Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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