is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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