super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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