Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
4 words: hood of his car
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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