My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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