U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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