no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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